Pet-o-pus

Octopi have long been known to be among the smartest in the animal kingdom being the only invertebrates able to use tools, capable of independent thought and judgement, they can fit through holes the size of a 50 cent coin, they can change their colour and skin texture at will, wouldn't they make a great pet? Except for the fact they're slimy, wriggly, gross and live in the water.

But have no fear the devote scientists of Marino.co have solved the problem with nano and genetic technology we've made these creatures into furry land living animals making them the optimal pet for anyone. They can carry your bags, bring you your tea, drop your key down the drain? Not a problem and in return you only need to love them.
Pet-o-pus for a companionship that truly matters.
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These would be my perfect pet because I love octopi. The end.